The Baseball Chick

Bill Buckner Compliments His Mustache With Some Serious Eyebrows

Rod Beck's Tribute To Horseshoe Lovers Everywhere

Ozzie Smith Began His Career With A Statement 'Stache. The Rest Is History

Wyatt Earp... oops, I mean Dennis Eckersley

Jason Giambi and the Dirty Sanchez

Keith Hernandez and the Gentleman Mustache

The Mad Hungerian, Al Hrabosky, and His Mad Stupid Facial Hair

Jeff Kent, with his creation, "The Asshole Deluxe"

Jim Leyland, apparently posing for Playgirl Magazine

Randy Johnson is sporting "The Rube"

Lando Calrissian

The Magnificent Rollie Fingers

Clay Zavada with the Rollie Fingers, Part Deux

Mike Schmidt and the double-threat, the Ginger Mustache

Brendan Ryan, rocking the John Holmes

And the Parade of Mustaches Marches Into The Future!!!

As everyone on the planet already knows, Mark Buehrle pitched only the 18th perfect game in baseball history today.  He is one of only two active pitchers with a pair of no-hitters (Randy Johnson is the other).  The White Sox won 5-0.

The heart stopper occurred in the 9th when Gabe Kapler hit a long ball to center, DeWayne Wise ran to the left-center wall, jumped and pulled the ball back in, juggled it and fell, but held on.  Buehrle then got a strike out and a ground out to end the game.

I think I’m having a caffeine crash right now because I know I should be wayyyy more pumped about this.  History has been made and we will always remember Mark Buehrle because he not only pitched this perfect game, but also had another no-hitter in his career.  There has only been a handful of dudes who have done this…blah blah blah…  Right now all over Chicago, people are pretending to be Sox fans so they can get wasted.  Don’t let it fool you, there really aren’t that many Sox fans.

Here’s a picture of Mark after the White Sox traditional post perfect game bukkake ritual:

Don’t laugh, it’s TRADITION.