Yankees And Red Sox Are Playing This Weekend and Holy Shit, The Whole World Cares!
Posted in Baseball News & Sports Updates on August 22nd, 2009 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to commentGet out the Stella Artois and Oreos, because I’m camped out in front of the television watching the heated Red Sox-Yankees rivalry all weekend…. not. This is a mass conspiracy orchestrated by Fox and ESPN in order to convince us that this rivalry is the most important thing in sports… like the rest of America doesn’t even exist. The next weekend I am force-fed a weekend of Yankees-Red Sox baseball, I’m going to the zoo to punch a baby seal in the face. Don’t tempt me.
Call me what you will, but I could watch Don Zimmer get thrown to the ground for 5 straight hours and the smile would never leave my face. I mean, what a senile retard. What did his old ass think he was actually going to do to Pedro Martinez?
