BREAKING NEWS:  According to thedirty.com, which I find to have very reliable news, oftentimes before anyone else picks up on it, Elin Nordegren Woods tried to beat the living jesus out of her husband, Tiger Woods, because he knocked up one of his many mistresses!!!  Not only was is Tiger unbelievably indiscreet, but he also must have an allergy to latex.  And besides these chicks looking unbelievably whorish, they must also be too brain dead to take a stupid pill.

Well, I hope he has syphilis.

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