The Baseball Chick

Check out Mark Buehrle’s amazing play on opening day of major league baseball. It’s off the chain!

As everyone on the planet already knows, Mark Buehrle pitched only the 18th perfect game in baseball history today.  He is one of only two active pitchers with a pair of no-hitters (Randy Johnson is the other).  The White Sox won 5-0.

The heart stopper occurred in the 9th when Gabe Kapler hit a long ball to center, DeWayne Wise ran to the left-center wall, jumped and pulled the ball back in, juggled it and fell, but held on.  Buehrle then got a strike out and a ground out to end the game.

I think I’m having a caffeine crash right now because I know I should be wayyyy more pumped about this.  History has been made and we will always remember Mark Buehrle because he not only pitched this perfect game, but also had another no-hitter in his career.  There has only been a handful of dudes who have done this…blah blah blah…  Right now all over Chicago, people are pretending to be Sox fans so they can get wasted.  Don’t let it fool you, there really aren’t that many Sox fans.

Here’s a picture of Mark after the White Sox traditional post perfect game bukkake ritual:

Don’t laugh, it’s TRADITION.