(Dayton Moore, Royals' General Manager)

Great news Royals fan!!! (Believe me, there is no typo in that first sentence.) Kansas City’s GM Dayton Moore has been signed to a contract extension, according to an anonymous source. Moore’s original contract ran through 2010; however, the source had no details regarding the length of his new deal.

The Royals have gone 31-67 after their 18-11 start. He has also brought “talent” such as Jose Guillen and Kyle Farnsworth to the ball club. Those guys are good… on a Special Olympics team… maybe. This guy should be taken out back and put down like Old Yeller, not given a contract extension and a pat on the behind.

In closing, here is a brilliant gem from Mr. Moore:

“I know how we’re going to fix it.  I just don’t know who we’re going to fix it with.”

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