(Source: stltoday.com)

Colby Rasmus has been trying to grow a mustache since the end of June and this is how far he’s gotten.  It’s disturbing to me.  It looks like he was napping before the game and someone rubbed poop on the corners of his mouth as a joke and he went out to play without looking in the mirror, and hasn’t looked in 4 weeks.

But the good news is we know he isn’t roiding up.  Everyone knows that high testosterone levels will cause excessive body hair growth.  It’s sad, because you know he’s thinking, “Sweet, I’m a pro baseball player now and I’m going to get laid!”  Then his a-hole teammates decided to screw him over by making him grow the most ridiculous facial hair since Dustin Hermanson.

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