The Baseball Chick

What a super-douche:

Jason Kendall’s estranged wife Chantel has filed divorce papers placing the Kansas City Royals catcher at the center of a new baseball drugs scandal involving Adderall. Now, RadarOnline.com has learned that according to Kendall’s sworn deposition, it’s not just him that is caught up in the furor surrounding the use of Adderall – Kendall also name checks LA Dodgers right fielder Brian Giles and Pittsburgh Pirates infielder Bobby Crosby. In the papers, Kendall disclosed that Brian Giles is someone that he has known since 1997 and when asked if Giles uses Adderall, Kendall said, “I believe so.” He didn’t know if Giles was currently taking it. Kendall was also asked if he knew if Bobby Crosby took Adderall and he said, “I don’t know,” before going on to admit that the two had discussed Adderall “more than one time.” Kendall testified that his dosage of Adderall was decreased when he wasn’t training and that he took from 30-60 milligrams since he first starting taking it in 2006. Kendall said he took 60 milligrams of Adderall during Spring 2009 and ending in October 2009 and that in November it was decreased to 45 milligrams. (Radar Online)

Maybe I just don’t have all the information, but why are Brian Giles’ and Bobby Crosby’s names even coming up in Jason Kendall’s divorce proceedings?  So he gets accused of abusing Adderall, and this fucking knucklehead man-child immediately starts listing off any other ballplayer that used or uses it so that he’s not alone with the blame?!?!  Well, Jason, I can’t imagine why any woman would want to divorce you, because you are clearly a classy, classy dude.

On a side note, I think I have a better chance of walking outside and seeing Camilo Villegas floating on a raft in my pool than you do of throwing out anyone trying to steal second…