The Baseball Chick

Bill Buckner Compliments His Mustache With Some Serious Eyebrows

Rod Beck's Tribute To Horseshoe Lovers Everywhere

Ozzie Smith Began His Career With A Statement 'Stache. The Rest Is History

Wyatt Earp... oops, I mean Dennis Eckersley

Jason Giambi and the Dirty Sanchez

Keith Hernandez and the Gentleman Mustache

The Mad Hungerian, Al Hrabosky, and His Mad Stupid Facial Hair

Jeff Kent, with his creation, "The Asshole Deluxe"

Jim Leyland, apparently posing for Playgirl Magazine

Randy Johnson is sporting "The Rube"

Lando Calrissian

The Magnificent Rollie Fingers

Clay Zavada with the Rollie Fingers, Part Deux

Mike Schmidt and the double-threat, the Ginger Mustache

Brendan Ryan, rocking the John Holmes