The Baseball Chick

(Angels Shower Nick Adenhart's Jersey With Beer)

“Hey, I have a good idea, let’s shower Nick’s jersey with the same substance that led to his horribly tragic death!”

If you win the ALCS, let’s take it up a notch.  How ’bout we all get blitzed and rocket blindly through intersections in the middle of the night!!!  Yee-haw, you gigantic group of Albert Einsteins!!!

More specifically, I hate fruit in beer.  Limes, oranges, whatever.  If you’re saying, “Hey, what’s wrong with putting a fruit in your beer?”  Well then sir, you are gayer than Billy Beane.  Don’t fight it, just accept it and be proud.  Give me a call, perhaps we can go jean shopping together sometime.  However, nothing chaps my ass like sitting at a bar, watching the game and overhearing some dude complain about the missing orange in his stupid Hefeweizen.  If you still find nothing wrong with this and you are not gay, then I have a solution:  Lean forward until your face is touching the computer monitor.  Then beat your head repeatedly against the screen until you die.