Oh yeah, that’s right, they don’t have to do any homework: they’re college athletes! This is actually pretty damn funny. Apparently the Florida Atlantic and Western Kentucky baseball players have a lot of time on their hands, so much so that they have devised some very entertaining ways to keep themselves occupied during extended rain delays.
Have you ever seen a dude so fucking heinous looking?!?! I would like input on who is actually uglier than this jackass. To me, he looks like a young John Wayne Gacy…
I guess I’m having a hard time figuring out why this disgusting, inbred-looking asshole wasn’t charged. I think we should only look as far as the photographs Roethlisberger took with the local police following this alleged incident. The Smoking Gun reports:
The college student who accused Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her last month in a Georgia nightclub told cops that the NFL star approached her “with his penis out of his pants” and followed her into a bathroom, where “he had sex with me” in spite of her objections.The victim’s account is included in 572 pages of Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI) records detailing the probe of the booze-fueled March 5 incident involving the athlete and the 20-year-old woman, both of whom had spent that evening barhopping in Milledgeville, a college town 90 miles southeast of Atlanta. The woman told police that the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback raped her in a bathroom adjacent to the VIP section of the Capital City club.
In one of two handwritten police statements, the woman recalled that she told Roethlisberger, “No, this is not OK, and he then had sex with me. He said it was OK. He then left without saying anything.” After the woman reconnected with friends, they left the club and “went to the first police car we saw,” according to one statement.
The alleged victim, in a second statement, told investigators that she met Roethlisberger at The Velvet Elvis, a Milledgeville bar where the athlete called her and her friends “a tease.” Later, at Capital City, the football star’s bodyguards “told my friends they couldn’t pass through to get to me,” she recalled. A Milledgeville Police Department incident report indicates that the woman, whose name was redacted from investigative reports, initially told a cop that she was “sexually assaulted or sexually manipulated” by Roethlisberger.
The GBI documents, which were provided to TSG in response to an open records request, include interview reports with several of the alleged victim’s friends, all of whom are sorority sisters from Georgia College and State University.
One witness, Ann Marie Lubatti, told investigators that she saw one of Roethlisberger’s bodyguards guide the alleged victim to a side door. Lubatti said that she immediately approached another bodyguard and said, “This isn’t right. My friend is back there with Ben. She needs to come back right now.” Lubatti, who described Roethlisberger as “noticeably intoxicated,” said she was rebuffed by the bodyguard, who remarked, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
When Lubatti later spotted her friend, the alleged victim said, “We need to go now.” Lubatti said the woman told her that Roethlisberger “walked back to where she was with his penis already out of his pants. She told him that they shouldn’t be doing this and that it wasn’t right.” The woman told Lubatti that Roethlisberger had followed her into the bathroom and shut the door. “She continued to say she didn’t want to have sex, but he kept saying, “No, it’s OK.” Lubatti said that her friend told of having unprotected sex with Roethlisberger. After hearing her friend’s account, Lubatti and another woman, Nicole Biancofiore, “walked up to the first cop we saw and told them what happened.”
Biancofiore also told police about seeing her friend disappear with Roethlisberger inside the club. She recalled telling the club’s owner that her friend was “too drunk to be back there” with Roethlisberger, adding that the man assured her that “Ben would not do anything to ruin his reputation.” Biancofiore said that when her friend resurfaced, the woman was crying and “she told us he raped her.”
Witness Elizabeth Brooks told investigators of partying with Roethlisberger at Capital City, where he purchased a round of shots for women in the VIP room and announced, “All my bitches, take some shots.”
In a March 17 letter to prosecutor Fred Bright, a lawyer for the woman asked that the rape probe be dropped. “What is obvious in looking forward is that a criminal trial would be a very intrusive personal experience for a complainant in this situation, given the extraordinary media attention that would be inevitable,” wrote attorney David Walbert. “The media coverage to date, and the efforts of the media to access our client, have been unnerving, to say the least.”
To check out the whole disturbing police report, click here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0415101roethlisberger1.html
I am certain this is a common occurrence at Phillies games, but:
A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game.
Twenty-one-year-old Matthew Clemmens, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was arraigned Friday on charges stemming from his behavior at Wednesday night’s Phillies-Nationals game.
Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and one of his daughters after Clemmens’ companion was kicked out of Citizens Bank Park for unruly behavior, which included cursing, spitting and spilling beer by Clemmens and a friend.
According to an account in the Philadelphia Daily News, Clemmens and his friend were asked by the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Vangelo, an off-duty Easton police captain, to stop cursing and spitting. A short while later, Vangelo said, it started again.
“One guy started spitting … first it landed on the back of my daughter’s chair. Then it landed on her hooded sweatshirt,” Vangelo said, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.
After Vangelo reported the incident to stadium officials, Clemmens’ friend was led out of the stadium. At that point, Vangelo said Clemmens said he would be sick and “put two fingers down his throat.”
He then “leaned forward and started vomiting on us,” Vangelo said, according to the Daily News.
“It was the most vile, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. He has two fingers down his throat, he lunges forward and vomits on myself and my 11-year-old.”
Vangelo said he tried to push his children safely behind him, and Clemmens punched him in the face. Four or five fans in the next section rushed to help, Vangelo said. They held him until police arrived — someone punching Clemmens in the face as he tried to break free — and an officer was also hit with vomit, Vanore said.
“It reminds you of the type of behavior you used to hear about at the 700 level in Veterans Stadium,” Philadelphia police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore said, according to the Daily News.
Vangelo told the Daily News he didn’t hit Clemmens because “I kept thinking, ‘If I get arrested, my kids will be alone here.’ ”
Clemmens is being held on $36,000 bail on three complaints containing 15 counts of the different offenses, including aggravated assault, and harassment. (AP)
Why can’t this country start euthanizing people? We are over-populated in this country as is. Wait, are we sure this wasn’t Ben Roethlisberger? He is a fat, disgusting pig too…
Eri Yoshida
18-year-old Japanese female knuckleballer Eri Yoshida has signed with the Chico Outlaws. She was the first female to play in the Japanese men’s baseball league, and now is the first female professional baseball player in the U.S. in a decade. Her pitches only top off at around 50 miles per hour, but Yoshida allegedly has a sweet little knuckleball.
Yoshida spent March working with fellow knuckleballer Tim Wakefield at the Boston Red Sox’s minor league training center. She also won games in the Arizona Winter League this past year.
MLB’s David Wright and The Situation, Mike Sorrentino, in a brilliant new commercial for Vitamin Water.
Gym, Tan, Laundry Baby!
For me, it’s more like beer, ballgame, beer, beer, beer, nap.
Check out Mark Buehrle’s amazing play on opening day of major league baseball. It’s off the chain!
Bill Buckner Compliments His Mustache With Some Serious Eyebrows
Rod Beck's Tribute To Horseshoe Lovers Everywhere
Ozzie Smith Began His Career With A Statement 'Stache. The Rest Is History
Wyatt Earp... oops, I mean Dennis Eckersley
Jason Giambi and the Dirty Sanchez
Keith Hernandez and the Gentleman Mustache
The Mad Hungerian, Al Hrabosky, and His Mad Stupid Facial Hair
Jeff Kent, with his creation, "The Asshole Deluxe"
Jim Leyland, apparently posing for Playgirl Magazine
Randy Johnson is sporting "The Rube"
Lando Calrissian
The Magnificent Rollie Fingers
Clay Zavada with the Rollie Fingers, Part Deux
Mike Schmidt and the double-threat, the Ginger Mustache
Brendan Ryan, rocking the John Holmes
And the Parade of Mustaches Marches Into The Future!!!
After some rumors that JaMarcus Russell was re-dedicated to his fitness and training this off-season, now reports claim that Russell reported to Raiders’ camp weighing 290 pounds. So not only are the Raiders stuck with the dumbest quarterback in the NFL, but now they have a quarterback built like a defensive lineman.
Braves’ rookie sensation Jason Heyward will open the season as Atlanta’s regular major league right fielder. The 20-year-old Heyward is batting .366, with a homer and five RBIs in 41 at-bats this spring. He also has a .500 on-base percentage and .537 slugging average.
“He’ll be in there every day,” manager Bobby Cox said. “With him, it doesn’t matter if a lefty or a righty is pitching.”
Heyward doesn’t turn 21 until August, but everyone has been impressed by his maturity both on and off the field.
“His plate discipline for being that age is really beyond my comprehension,” Braves hitting coach Terry Pendleton said. “All I can say is that everyone in Atlanta has a lot to look forward to.” (fanhouse.com)
In sum, this guy is a stud. Watch out.
