Dude, call me crazy, but I think those are totally real.  I think she should have paid for the nose job first, but hell, that’s just me.

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According to a baseball rumor on TMZ, Johan Santana was accused of sexual battery that allegedly occurred on a Florida golf course.  However, the case never got noticed and went nowhere according to TMZ.

In the document, the accuser claims she and Santana were walking on the golf course when he “began to kiss her and pull up her top, unclasping her bra.” The report continues: “Johan began to pull at [the accuser's] skirt/ and attempt [sic] to place his hands into her underwear.” According to the document the alleged victim “told Johan no multiple times but Johan persisted.”  TMZ contacted Santana’s rep, who said, “Johan denied the charges and was never charged with anything.”

Santana and his accuser both agree they had sex on a golf course, that Santana’s sperm ended up on her thigh, and that she walked with him to meet his father and another friend playing tennis within thirty minutes.  But only Santana and his accuser know what really happened.  But he clearly the golf got to his head and he thought he was Tiger Woods out there.  Understandable.  But girl, can’t you wipe that semen off your thigh?!?!  Have some class.

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(Ken Macha)

According to Yahoo!Sports, Ken Macha, the manager of the Milwaukee Brewers, is one of the managers on the hot seat already this season.  Seeing as the Brewers are well below .500 and have lost six in a row, I cannot say I am surprised.  However, it is a sure thing that the Brewers will be mediocre year-in and year-out.  I don’t know how it happens, since any team with Prince Fielder and Ryan Braun shouldn’t be so damn average, but they make sure they finish around third or fourth in the NL Central almost every year.  Few things are so constant.  The sky is blue, water is wet, and the Brewers don’t win.

And well, this season is no different, thanks to pitching staff second only to the Diamondbacks in overall horrendous-ness.  I fail to see why any of the pitchers below can still get work in the majors.  Trevor Hoffman has a 11.08 ERA,  LaTroy Hawkins has a 9.26 ERA and Doug Davis has a 7.56 ERA.  Willie Randolph will be the manager by the All Star break, or sooner.

Now, who the fuck is going to the store to pick me up a case of Pabst?  A six pack is not near enough to carry me through a full night of postseason hockey mayhem. 

Ken Macha May Lose His Managerial Job. Again. In More Important News, I Only Have Six Beers In My Fridge For The Hockey Game Tonight. is a post from: The Baseball Chick - Baseball News, Updates, Fantasy Advice, Rumors & Gossip

(Delonte West, the worst friend/teammate on the planet)

LeBron James’ teammate, Delonte West, is sleeping with LeBron’s mother, Gloria James.  According to TerezOwens.com:

My source explains the following.  “My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years.  He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.  My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (LeBron’s Mom) for some time now.  Somehow LeBron found out before Game Four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team.  I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t try but it happened.”  With Delone West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother.

It was obvious that LeBron James was acting disengaged and distant during the games. In huddles he often looked at the ceiling or into the distance.  People have been guessing as to what the problem was, but little did anyone guess that it was one of his teammates boning his Mom!!!  The mental image is, well, disturbing to say the least.  At least LeBron has another reason to get the hell out of Cleveland.  The only people that live in Cleveland are people that hate themselves.

SCANDAL: Delonte West Sleeping With LeBron’s Mom??? is a post from: The Baseball Chick - Baseball News, Updates, Fantasy Advice, Rumors & Gossip

(Cameron Diaz, Looking Pretty Beat)

Note to self: If I ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find I look like I got into a hockey fight the night before, I’m not going to leave the house that day.

A-Rod Dating An Over-The-Hill Cameron Diaz? is a post from: The Baseball Chick - Baseball News, Updates, Fantasy Advice, Rumors & Gossip

Have you ever seen a dude so fucking heinous looking?!?!  I would like input on who is actually uglier than this jackass.  To me, he looks like a young John Wayne Gacy…

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