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Johan Santana Accused of Sexual Battery

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on June 24th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – 1 Comment

According to a baseball rumor on TMZ, Johan Santana was accused of sexual battery that allegedly occurred on a Florida golf course.  However, the case never got noticed and went nowhere according to TMZ.

In the document, the accuser claims she and Santana were walking on the golf course when he “began to kiss her and pull up her top, unclasping her bra.” The report continues: “Johan began to pull at [the accuser's] skirt/ and attempt [sic] to place his hands into her underwear.” According to the document the alleged victim “told Johan no multiple times but Johan persisted.”  TMZ contacted Santana’s rep, who said, “Johan denied the charges and was never charged with anything.”

Santana and his accuser both agree they had sex on a golf course, that Santana’s sperm ended up on her thigh, and that she walked with him to meet his father and another friend playing tennis within thirty minutes.  But only Santana and his accuser know what really happened.  But he clearly the golf got to his head and he thought he was Tiger Woods out there.  Understandable.  But girl, can’t you wipe that semen off your thigh?!?!  Have some class.

Ken Macha May Lose His Managerial Job. Again. In More Important News, I Only Have Six Beers In My Fridge For The Hockey Game Tonight.

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on May 18th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment
(Ken Macha)

(Ken Macha)

According to Yahoo!Sports, Ken Macha, the manager of the Milwaukee Brewers, is one of the managers on the hot seat already this season.  Seeing as the Brewers are well below .500 and have lost six in a row, I cannot say I am surprised.  However, it is a sure thing that the Brewers will be mediocre year-in and year-out.  I don’t know how it happens, since any team with Prince Fielder and Ryan Braun shouldn’t be so damn average, but they make sure they finish around third or fourth in the NL Central almost every year.  Few things are so constant.  The sky is blue, water is wet, and the Brewers don’t win.

And well, this season is no different, thanks to pitching staff second only to the Diamondbacks in overall horrendous-ness.  I fail to see why any of the pitchers below can still get work in the majors.  Trevor Hoffman has a 11.08 ERA,  LaTroy Hawkins has a 9.26 ERA and Doug Davis has a 7.56 ERA.  Willie Randolph will be the manager by the All Star break, or sooner.

Now, who the fuck is going to the store to pick me up a case of Pabst?  A six pack is not near enough to carry me through a full night of postseason hockey mayhem. 

SCANDAL: Delonte West Sleeping With LeBron’s Mom???

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on May 15th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – 2 Comments
(Delonte West, the worst friend/teammate on the planet)

(Delonte West, the worst friend/teammate on the planet)

LeBron James’ teammate, Delonte West, is sleeping with LeBron’s mother, Gloria James.  According to TerezOwens.com:

My source explains the following.  “My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years.  He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.  My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (LeBron’s Mom) for some time now.  Somehow LeBron found out before Game Four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team.  I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t try but it happened.”  With Delone West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother.

It was obvious that LeBron James was acting disengaged and distant during the games. In huddles he often looked at the ceiling or into the distance.  People have been guessing as to what the problem was, but little did anyone guess that it was one of his teammates boning his Mom!!!  The mental image is, well, disturbing to say the least.  At least LeBron has another reason to get the hell out of Cleveland.  The only people that live in Cleveland are people that hate themselves.

A-Rod Dating An Over-The-Hill Cameron Diaz?

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on April 24th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – 3 Comments

Hey A-Rod! Forget Dallas Braden.  You make $33 million a year and you are dating this broad??????

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(Cameron Diaz, Looking Pretty Beat)

Note to self: If I ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find I look like I got into a hockey fight the night before, I’m not going to leave the house that day.

How Ugly Is Ben Roethlisberger???

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on April 17th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment

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Have you ever seen a dude so fucking heinous looking?!?!  I would like input on who is actually uglier than this jackass.  To me, he looks like a young John Wayne Gacy…

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Police Report Released in Ben Roethlisberger Sex Assault Matter

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on April 16th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment

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I guess I’m having a hard time figuring out why this disgusting, inbred-looking asshole wasn’t charged.  I think we should only look as far as the photographs Roethlisberger took with the local police following this alleged incident.  The Smoking Gun reports:

The college student who accused Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her last month in a Georgia nightclub told cops that the NFL star approached her “with his penis out of his pants” and followed her into a bathroom, where “he had sex with me” in spite of her objections.The victim’s account is included in 572 pages of Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI) records detailing the probe of the booze-fueled March 5 incident involving the athlete and the 20-year-old woman, both of whom had spent that evening barhopping in Milledgeville, a college town 90 miles southeast of Atlanta. The woman told police that the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback raped her in a bathroom adjacent to the VIP section of the Capital City club.

In one of two handwritten police statements, the woman recalled that she told Roethlisberger, “No, this is not OK, and he then had sex with me. He said it was OK. He then left without saying anything.” After the woman reconnected with friends, they left the club and “went to the first police car we saw,” according to one statement.

The alleged victim, in a second statement, told investigators that she met Roethlisberger at The Velvet Elvis, a Milledgeville bar where the athlete called her and her friends “a tease.” Later, at Capital City, the football star’s bodyguards “told my friends they couldn’t pass through to get to me,” she recalled. A Milledgeville Police Department incident report indicates that the woman, whose name was redacted from investigative reports, initially told a cop that she was “sexually assaulted or sexually manipulated” by Roethlisberger.

The GBI documents, which were provided to TSG in response to an open records request, include interview reports with several of the alleged victim’s friends, all of whom are sorority sisters from Georgia College and State University.

One witness, Ann Marie Lubatti, told investigators that she saw one of Roethlisberger’s bodyguards guide the alleged victim to a side door. Lubatti said that she immediately approached another bodyguard and said, “This isn’t right. My friend is back there with Ben. She needs to come back right now.” Lubatti, who described Roethlisberger as “noticeably intoxicated,” said she was rebuffed by the bodyguard, who remarked, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

When Lubatti later spotted her friend, the alleged victim said, “We need to go now.” Lubatti said the woman told her that Roethlisberger “walked back to where she was with his penis already out of his pants. She told him that they shouldn’t be doing this and that it wasn’t right.” The woman told Lubatti that Roethlisberger had followed her into the bathroom and shut the door. “She continued to say she didn’t want to have sex, but he kept saying, “No, it’s OK.” Lubatti said that her friend told of having unprotected sex with Roethlisberger. After hearing her friend’s account, Lubatti and another woman, Nicole Biancofiore, “walked up to the first cop we saw and told them what happened.”

Biancofiore also told police about seeing her friend disappear with Roethlisberger inside the club. She recalled telling the club’s owner that her friend was “too drunk to be back there” with Roethlisberger, adding that the man assured her that “Ben would not do anything to ruin his reputation.” Biancofiore said that when her friend resurfaced, the woman was crying and “she told us he raped her.”

Witness Elizabeth Brooks told investigators of partying with Roethlisberger at Capital City, where he purchased a round of shots for women in the VIP room and announced, “All my bitches, take some shots.”

In a March 17 letter to prosecutor Fred Bright, a lawyer for the woman asked that the rape probe be dropped. “What is obvious in looking forward is that a criminal trial would be a very intrusive personal experience for a complainant in this situation, given the extraordinary media attention that would be inevitable,” wrote attorney David Walbert. “The media coverage to date, and the efforts of the media to access our client, have been unnerving, to say the least.”

To check out the whole disturbing police report, click here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0415101roethlisberger1.html

In Honor Of Opening Day: PARADE OF MUSTACHES!!!

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on April 5th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment
Bill Buckner's Compliments His Mustache With Some Serious Eyebrows

Bill Buckner Compliments His Mustache With Some Serious Eyebrows

Rod Beck's Tribute To Horseshoe Lovers Everywhere

Rod Beck's Tribute To Horseshoe Lovers Everywhere

Ozzie Smith Began His Career With A Statement 'Stache.  The Rest Is History

Ozzie Smith Began His Career With A Statement 'Stache. The Rest Is History

Wyatt Earp... oops, I mean Dennis Eckersley

Wyatt Earp... oops, I mean Dennis Eckersley

Jason Giambi and the Dirty Sanchez

Jason Giambi and the Dirty Sanchez

Keith Hernandez and the Gentleman Mustache

Keith Hernandez and the Gentleman Mustache

The Mad Hungerian, Al Hrabosky, and His Mad Stupid Facial Hair

The Mad Hungerian, Al Hrabosky, and His Mad Stupid Facial Hair

Jeff Kent, with his creation, "The Asshole Deluxe"

Jeff Kent, with his creation, "The Asshole Deluxe"

Jim Leyland, apparently posing for Playgirl Magazine

Jim Leyland, apparently posing for Playgirl Magazine

Randy Johnson is sporting "The Rube"

Randy Johnson is sporting "The Rube"

Lando Calrissian

Lando Calrissian

The Magnificent Rollie Fingers

The Magnificent Rollie Fingers

Clay Zavala with the Rollie Fingers, Part Deux

Clay Zavada with the Rollie Fingers, Part Deux

Mike Schmidt and the double-threat, the Ginger Mustache

Mike Schmidt and the double-threat, the Ginger Mustache

Brendan Ryan, rocking the John Holmes

Brendan Ryan, rocking the John Holmes

And the Parade of Mustaches Marches Into The Future!!!

JaMarcus Russell Doesn’t Care About His Career

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on March 28th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment

Raiders Camp Football

After some rumors that JaMarcus Russell was re-dedicated to his fitness and training this off-season, now reports claim that Russell reported to Raiders’ camp weighing 290 pounds.  So not only are the Raiders stuck with the dumbest quarterback in the NFL, but now they have a quarterback built like a defensive lineman.

My Many Great Fans!!!

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on March 24th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – 2 Comments

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~”I do think this is a most incredible website for proclaiming great wonders of Our God!”

Thanks super fan!  I’d also like to let you all know that God came to me last night and told me that Jacob on LOST is a genie.  He also told me to warn chicks to stay the fuck away from Ben Roethlisberger.  PRAISE BE!

Jason Kendall Throws Buddies Under The Bus

Posted in Baseball Rumors, Groupies & Gossip on March 13th, 2010 by The Baseball Chick – Be the first to comment

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What a super-douche:

Jason Kendall’s estranged wife Chantel has filed divorce papers placing the Kansas City Royals catcher at the center of a new baseball drugs scandal involving Adderall. Now, RadarOnline.com has learned that according to Kendall’s sworn deposition, it’s not just him that is caught up in the furor surrounding the use of Adderall – Kendall also name checks LA Dodgers right fielder Brian Giles and Pittsburgh Pirates infielder Bobby Crosby. In the papers, Kendall disclosed that Brian Giles is someone that he has known since 1997 and when asked if Giles uses Adderall, Kendall said, “I believe so.” He didn’t know if Giles was currently taking it. Kendall was also asked if he knew if Bobby Crosby took Adderall and he said, “I don’t know,” before going on to admit that the two had discussed Adderall “more than one time.” Kendall testified that his dosage of Adderall was decreased when he wasn’t training and that he took from 30-60 milligrams since he first starting taking it in 2006. Kendall said he took 60 milligrams of Adderall during Spring 2009 and ending in October 2009 and that in November it was decreased to 45 milligrams. (Radar Online)

Maybe I just don’t have all the information, but why are Brian Giles’ and Bobby Crosby’s names even coming up in Jason Kendall’s divorce proceedings?  So he gets accused of abusing Adderall, and this fucking knucklehead man-child immediately starts listing off any other ballplayer that used or uses it so that he’s not alone with the blame?!?!  Well, Jason, I can’t imagine why any woman would want to divorce you, because you are clearly a classy, classy dude.

On a side note, I think I have a better chance of walking outside and seeing Camilo Villegas floating on a raft in my pool than you do of throwing out anyone trying to steal second…