The Baseball Chick

Stop crying, you pussy!

As many already know, there was an altercation at Citi Field following the Mets’ Wednesday night loss to the Colorado Rockies.  According to a police spokesman, New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez “repeatedly hit [Carlos Pena] in the face and hit his head against a wall.”  Carlos Pena is Rodriguez’s girlfriend’s father.  However, the New York Daily News is reporting that Mr. Pena was simply offering some tough-love advice to K-Rod. Apparently, following the game, Rodriguez started yelling about the most recent loss by the team and Pena said to him, “Stop acting like a baby. Man up, and play better.”

His resultant two-game suspension will cost him more than $125,000 of his $11.5 million salary. Rodriguez apologized and said he’ll undergo anger-management counseling. Rodriguez was charged with third-degree assault and second-degree harassment in Queens Criminal Court on Thursday.

Dude, call me crazy, but I think those are totally real.  I think she should have paid for the nose job first, but hell, that’s just me.

This Tuesday night drama comes after Cincinnati’s Brandon Phillips said this about the St. Louis Cardinals:

“I’d play against these guys with one leg. We have to beat these guys. I hate the Cardinals. All they do is bitch and moan about everything, all of them, they’re little bitches, all of ‘em.

“I really hate the Cardinals. Compared to the Cardinals, I love the Chicago Cubs. Let me make this clear: I hate the Cardinals.”

Somehow I doubt this war is over.  And I’m a lifelong St. Louis Cardinals fan.  So Brandon Phillips can suck a big fat one.  I guess being a loser your entire career can make you a bitter sack of shit.

This sort of shit rocks my world. Are you ready for some football????