Oliver Perez Has Surgery
In the hopes of correcting the pitching problems that have plagued him, well, since the beginning of his major league career, Oliver Perez has had surgery on his right knee to remove scar tissue from his patella tendon. During the course of this surgery, doctors hope to remove all of the suck as well. Between you and me, I have heard that removing scar tissue from one’s knee can remedy pitching mechanics. The little boy who lives on my shoulder told me that.
I must add, another brilliant job by the genius also known as Omar Minaya. How many overpriced, underwhelming players can one team have?
