The Royals Have Fantastic News For Their Fans Who Love Losing
(Dayton Moore, Royals' General Manager)
Great news Royals fan!!! (Believe me, there is no typo in that first sentence.) Kansas City’s GM Dayton Moore has been signed to a contract extension, according to an anonymous source. Moore’s original contract ran through 2010; however, the source had no details regarding the length of his new deal.
The Royals have gone 31-67 after their 18-11 start. He has also brought “talent” such as Jose Guillen and Kyle Farnsworth to the ball club. Those guys are good… on a Special Olympics team… maybe. This guy should be taken out back and put down like Old Yeller, not given a contract extension and a pat on the behind.
In closing, here is a brilliant gem from Mr. Moore:
“I know how we’re going to fix it. I just don’t know who we’re going to fix it with.”
Good post. I had such high hopes for the Royals a year ago. Never have I seen a team with such young cheap talent do so little.
-Matt
yeah, the Royals tend to blame their tight budget from a few years ago for their problems today. to me, it just seems like you are slapping your remaining good fans in the face.
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