Rick Pitino Really Knows How to Pick ‘Em

Three things on this hilarious scandal:
1. Rick Pitino must not like his career OR his family very much if he was willing to risk it all over this old bag. Did she throw out her back? I sure hope she chewed a Bayer so that her heart didn’t go out on her. Man, I can only imagine how sexy the situation must’ve been when her legs where sticking up in the air and he could look down and see all those spider veins. HOT!
2. I don’t actually think this broad could get pregnant. I think the “big change” she had about 10 years prior would preclude that.
3. Look at her face and then look at her neck and try not to throw up in your mouth.
Hey Drunkchick,
Are the vicious personal attacks against Karen “jizz receptacle” Sypher a means of expressing
your jealousy and therefore proclaiming your crush on Rick Pitino?
Having the hots for a man twice your age is an obvious coping mechanism to deal with your own
fathers cross-dressing and alcoholism. Oh wait, I take that last statement back. I hear he has
gotten his drinking under control.
Sorry, but Pitino won’t be cheating on his wife again until the smoke clears over this scandal, or
he wins an NCAA title. However, there is hope for you Drunkchick. I’ve thought of a way you can
get close to Pitino and satisfy your “gray beard” fetish at the same time. Edward Bradley is a
Catholic priest that is close to the Louisville basketball team and I hear he is back on the market
since being banned from attending any more Boy Scout meetings.
Just trying help out……….
Whoa Steve, it sounds to me like your attacks against me and my drunken, cross-dressing father stems from your not-too-subtle infatuation for Ms. Sypher and her turkey neck. Plus, I don’t have the hots for failed-in-the-pros-so-I-went-back-to-coaching-college-basketball-to-revive-my-career coaches.
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