Human: The Most Dangerous Game
(Chipper Jones, Atlanta Braves)
The body of a 22 year old Mexican national was found on Chipper Jones‘ Double Dime ranch in southwestern Texas this past Thursday. Authorities believe the man entered the country illegally and could not handle the heat and drought conditions. The ranch is 10,000 acres and takes its name from the fact that Jones and his father both have worn the number 10.
Interestingly, it has been called a ”hunter’s paradise,” with wildlife and a lodge for hunters, in addition to shooting ranges and stocked lakes.
Hell, if I had been hunting the same old boring deer for years, I would probably want to step it up a notch too. How better to do that than to take a lone, frightened human being and have him run it out for his life? Oops… where was I?
Anyways, I’m just surprised good ol’ Larry could afford 10,000 acres. I thought he spent all of his money at Hooters.
A girl I know who lives in Atlanta sent me the following text messages last week, a couple of days before this news about the dead body on his property came out:
“My friends saw chipper out last weekend wasted with some ladies and then he got in his truck and drove home. They tried to get him to go to their house but he was too drunk to remember their address haha”
-Matt
Oh, good ol’ Larry! Were they Hooters waitresses? I bet those nice young ladies were his nieces, right?
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I heard that Chipper and Jeter were tearing it up at Myst here in Scottsdale, AZ during the Super Bowl…isn’t he married?? does it matter? wow that sounded gay….do your thing Chipper…
he is married. but that’s never stopped him before. chicks at myst are beat anyways.
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i just love chipper
This is story posted on here is senseless. A man dies on Chipper Jones’ property from unrelated hunting activities and then people crack jokes about the greatest switch hitting 3rd baseman ever to play the game and Hooters. Lame. What is even more lame is that I actually took the time to read your stupid story and peoples comments then write one myself.
I feel embarrassed for you, Mark. It’s not like good ol’ Larry put a gun to your head and made you read my senseless blog, OR DID HE?!?!?!