Albert Pujols Can Do No Wrong

Not only did Albert Pujols go 3-5 tonight in the Cardinals’ 6-4 victory over the Pirates, but then in the 7th inning he saved an old man’s life just for kicks.
He then wiped the sweat from his brow, touched the kid in the first row and he magically didn’t have downs syndrome anymore. After the game, he turned the clubhouse Gatorade into wine. His will be done. Amen.
Enjoy it while it lasts, it’s only a matter of time before his name is leaked from the PED list.
-Matt
you should feel ashamed for even suggesting that!