Erin Andrews Plans Mother of All Publicity Stunts
Okay, I didn’t actually watch the video, but I can tell you unequivocally that no chicks blow dry their hair naked. First off, the heat from the blow dryer is hot and uncomfortable on the skin. Also, it just doesn’t happen. I know chicks, I am a chick…we just don’t do it. It’s apparent that she and her publicist(?), manager(?) or whoever set this up, have seen one too many of those male coming of age rated R movies. Ya know, the ones where girls hang around their dorm room or the sorority house in their underwear, or perhaps no underwear at all? The same situations I’ve had to convince my chauffeur to believe don’t really exist? It’s the same imaginary land where girls call their underwear “panties”. We don’t.
It’s obvious Ms. Andrews is tired of the world of sideline reporting. After all, she just got hit in the face with a foul ball a week or so ago. Bored with the game sweetheart? This should segway wonderfully into a stint on Dancing With The Stars. Well done.
By the way, maybe you should tan your chest before you let the entire thing hang out on the red carpet. Way to get a dress that fits…
