Alyssa Milano Designs Female-Friendly Sports Clothing Line
After apparently not getting the call to appear in the revamped Melrose Place, a clearly bored-off-her-ass Alyssa Milano has “designed” a line of clothing for those ladies who felt their fan-hood was getting in the way of their skank-ness. She held a fashion show this week in St. Louis as part of the All Star Game festivities.
“Out of what she called “necessity,” Milano teamed with G-III and MLB to create her own signature “touch” line of team-logo fashion for the female fan. The clothing has just arrived at the MLB.com Shop, and not a moment too soon for the countless women who have been asking her about it already this season.” (MLB.com)
Just because I’m such an investigative reporter, I went to her site and it’s all the same friggin’ satin jacket modeled by, you guessed it, Alyssa Milano. Great. Please don’t go buy this shit, that way maybe she’ll run out of money and start doing softcore porn to get attention. Ya know, the way all washed up Hollywood has-beens should.
This is the most pointless thing I have come across on the net in a very long while. Nowhere in your rant do you bother to explain why you dislike AM so badly or the fact that she has created some scraps for sporty chicks to wear. You are also misinformed about the softcore porn comment. The movie “Embrace of The Vampire” is as close as you get to softcore with any actress who has been A-list. You dont have to ask people not to buy it…if they don’t like it they won’t and if they do I doubt you have brought forth any reason not to.
The funny thing is you come off as jealous and you probably should be. I doubt very much you have the wealth to live as she does, the looks to make softcore porn, or fame to be asked to make a cloting line!
@badbiddy – are you really Carl Pavano?? You don’t have to be embarrassed that you like Alyssa Milano’s clothing line, a lot of other people shop at K-mart too.
By the way, I’ve seen a softcore porn starring The Baseball Chick and she makes Alyssa Milano look like a boy.
Pins = the baseball chick obviously! Nobody makes AM look like a boy. I tell you what whay not post a couple pics and we will all vote on it. I bet your penis prosthsis that you lose!!!!!!!!
why would you think I’m The Baseball Chick? You’ll know when it’s her, she can actually write well, not like you and me. Nobody has to make Milano look like a boy, she’s doing it to herself with the short hair and hats.
Badbiddy, you seem pretty angry, are things going ok? did your boyfriend break up with you? He must be crazy to leave such a pleasant and interesting person…
I can see that the Baseball Chick is a pretty girl. She is no competition to Alyssa though. If you’re not her then you must obviously think that writing these messages is going to get you into her pants. Judging by her second photo where she is barefoot in a bar I wont rule that out…it looks like anything could happen. I just hope that your fat wife doesn’t find out. I wouldn’t want to be involved with that sort of thing.
Kudos on the Beavis and Butthead sense of humor!